ebu

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[–] ebu@awful.systems 3 points 4 hours ago

"what if EVERYTHING is secretly conscious, including the random word predictor" i say, flailing my paws in the air

[–] ebu@awful.systems 18 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago) (3 children)

i don't know why your shitty whinging made it click but damn, it really is just Pascal's wager again. "we don't know if the spooky calculators have souls so better to act as if they dOoOoOo!"

[–] ebu@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago

atheists and christians are like electrons and positrons. whenever they collide (such as in a football game) they instantly destroy one another

[–] ebu@awful.systems 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Have you heard that most AI bug reports are “slop?” Not so in 2026. That was true for most of 2025

oh yeah year-1 was actually awful and terrible. but year+1 will be fantastic and everyone not using it is a moron

[–] ebu@awful.systems 5 points 6 days ago

oh gods ew that elaboration. euuughh

[–] ebu@awful.systems 17 points 6 days ago

c'mon you're telling me NO one called it the torment nexus? low hanging fruit but still

[–] ebu@awful.systems 3 points 6 days ago

i, too, dislike it when things are owned by the evil scary China instead of good and righteous Norway

[–] ebu@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago

"I'm frustrated that--" "You're just being immature!" yes thank you, glad you capped off the insult with a heart emoji

[–] ebu@awful.systems 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

if only your question was answered by the second sentence in the article you didn't click on

[–] ebu@awful.systems 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

maybe it's a bad part of me to encourage but i'll be damned if I weren't giggling the whole thread

[–] ebu@awful.systems 10 points 3 weeks ago

i find this comment fascinating because i don't see what's particularly confusing about the 90's. why not the 70's?

[–] ebu@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago

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