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Does Tigger want pooh to fuck him?

I did that but now my computer runs Linux.

So an album full of covers of John Cage's 4 33.

I'm gonna fill my cabinet with the most insane, deranged and out of control people, they won't turn on me!

• Trump (Possible Horse breeder)

The feeling sadness you get from finding out you have no more sweet treats is pretty devastating.

Here's a better one I made.

Be partially colourblind to green, all grass looks shit to me.

I thought your voice sounded familiar.

Yes you can.

It's also a really, really sad place, some mad delusions over there.

They make our tankies look sane.

We only know he gave him a blowjob, not the quality of the blowjob, he could give bad blowjobs.

But I do like to believe that he's the best dick sucker the world's ever seen, like he gives mind blowing, utterly amazing blowjobs, it would explain how he got where he is.