dumbass

Good luck getting people to search your political party up on google, that shits gonna be on page 3.

Do Haitian gangs know how eels breed?

Does Tigger want pooh to fuck him?

I did that but now my computer runs Linux.

So an album full of covers of John Cage's 4 33.

I'm gonna fill my cabinet with the most insane, deranged and out of control people, they won't turn on me!

• Trump (Possible Horse breeder)

The feeling sadness you get from finding out you have no more sweet treats is pretty devastating.

Here's a better one I made.

Be partially colourblind to green, all grass looks shit to me.

I thought your voice sounded familiar.

Yes you can.