dumbass

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

*Throws hex wrench at you*

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

Woah woah woah, we're not here to fix your fuck ups, that's your problem to get rid of, we're just trying to not get nuked by a pants shitting pedophile Nazi.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

When you're gay and you can't get laid.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 23 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

I throw them at birds I don't like.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

Found my new name badge for work.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah it usually takes a couple of hits to break the bottle against the ship, how many times do you think those bottles smashed against the ground as he fell 130 ft.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago

Here at Google, we care about you so much, that we are making an in-depth forensic level profile of your life, likes, dislikes and everyone you've ever interacted with online or in person or just been in the vicinity of at one point in time, so we can better serve you the ads we know you will love and were paid handsomely to promote to you.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I need to know what wine he drank, those bottles must be tough as shit.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Frogidy toilet.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

It was in front of you the whole time!

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's just like moving to corporate because you hate your retail job.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Magany.

Pronounced like agony with an m at the start, represents their actions better.

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