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Whatifalthist in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Explain this to my dumbass please.

She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 73 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This is why people get hit with a frypan.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 62 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

She's not cleaning because the floors dirty, she's just trying to pass the time, when I worked at a small shop that got fuck all customers, I cleaned that floor so much, I think I stripped the top layer off.

These damb apples in c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Granny smith got to them for trying to reveal her secrets.

Creation Entertainment have announced ENT cast members for STLV 2026 in c/startrek@startrek.website

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Dominic Keating has resting "heavily depressed dude trying to pretend he's not heavily depressed" face.

Australian teen charged with sticking googly eyes on artwork in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well looks like sales of googly eyes are about to go through the roof.

We must googly eye EVERYTHING!

I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

I plot my revenge on the people who slight me.

The Notes always get them in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck the bible.

I tried, but I kept getting paper cuts.

free minecraft in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Probably.

2meirl4meirl in c/2meirl4meirl@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not even mentally active.

Portion control in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 177 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (34 children)

Me: Just one small coffee thanks.

America:

Simple as that in c/Risa@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Janeway way is the the way.