Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.
dumbass
joined 1 year ago
And Italians hands constantly look like claws.
*me, lays down*
Brain: yo sup dickhead! Nawww are you tired? Well strap up baby, we're going down the existential rollercoaster of self depreciated nostalgia fueld internal abuse, hosted by me, your brain and I've been here the WHOLE time!
Ahhh fuck, ya got me cunt, fucking spot on there with your assumption.
DUN, DUN DUN DUN!
This gave me a good hearty laugh. Thankyou.
Because I'm also on a lot of cocaine and I've cleaned the entirer inside of my house to surgical standards.
Phew, that was easy. Cheers for saving the day!
I prefer mine in powdered form.
I'm a dumbass, what did ya expect?
It's how they cured Dr. Pulaski that one and only time.
Well, tell the story your way you bigoted dipshits...