The bard's 20th level. It'll be quick.
My mom's favorite is the phrase "nothing discernable happens."
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"So ya know what happens when you..." is a terrifying way to begin a description of such a thing, too!
But you don't understand! The Wraeththu are just better than us, so they know how to make things that look weak from the point of view of a dumb, inferior human, but they're actually even better than katanas, which we all know to be the pinnacle of human weaponsmithing!
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Oh, wow! TBZ reference!
This might have been better if I'd done it with "murderhobo" instead of "min-maxer," but it is what it is.
Game - Princess: The Hopeful, a New World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness fangame
Yeah, CthulhuTech has issues...
Cities Without Number's paid version has what is very clearly "Shadowrun without the Shadowrun rules." I haven't tried much of the system, and none with the magic stuff, but it might be pretty good?
I wish so hard that it had been my idea, but someone on a forum I'm on thought of it first.
3.x, Book of Erotic Fantasy, Orgasmic Vibrations.
Congrats! I hope it was a good time!
Man, you should see my mom's megadungeon; this is fucking tiny.
Congratulations on getting married! Also, I am totally here for this plotline!
For those unfamiliar, the Shirren are a race from Starfinder who recently escaped from a hivemind, and are now addicted to choice.
I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LOOKED UP THE QUOTE WHEN I MADE THIS, BUT I AM FUCKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SHIT AND WAS BUSY SUPLEXING A SAHUAGIN WEARING A BOLO TIE WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROOFREADING FOR ACCURACY! YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SAHUAGIN? ANSWER: YES!
The song is The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Amazing song, and I recommend any LG paladin fan listen to it.
I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.
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Then the DM starts playing this music.