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The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel.

And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.

Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Let's all stay positive and do some science.

I visited a friend out in the mountains of Idaho a while ago and they were everywhere there. Never got sick of seeing them though, they're beautiful

I had a cat as a kid that could turn doorknobs - my parents would send him to the basement at night because he had a bad habit of trying to mark furniture as his territory, and we had to start locking the door because he figured out how to open it

Omg I'm stealing this

This thing looks like if Kirby had an EV copy ability

I assume they mean something along the lines of "the world is collectively just trying to make me feel safe and comfortable, rather than being honest". So basically impostor syndrome?

A corrupt doctor did horrible things to vulnerable child patients (e.g. dangerous colonoscopies without proper consent) in order to make a B.S. article claiming the MMR vaccine causes autism, all to help a friend sell an alternative—separate Mumps, Measles, and Rubella vaccines—and make a shitload of money. It backfired, he lost his medical license and accidentally convinced half the U.S. that all vaccines are evil.

This - people like this who pretend to debate while resolutely refusing to actually listen or learn are so utterly insufferable.

You can tell them from a mile off because they always exude a nasty aura of thinking they're better than literally everyone else.

. . . w h a t

Literally said this out loud when I read the headline

For real - before all this vibe coding nonsense it was actually a really good web IDE. I used to use it regularly back when my school forced me to use a Chromebook and it was great.

Came back to it the other day and they had locked all my projects behind a paywall and the entire IDE had been replaced by a chatbot. I couldn't delete my account fast enough.

Aight ima start doing this, wish me luck