Wetstew

High School Junior (Grade 11) chronically depressed holding down a job with illegal hours ran by an old man who I suspect dabbled in cocaine.

A woman moved from out-of-state (country?) to date or marry him or something. They went to Vegas for a trip, while taking a shower she rifled through his wallet and saw that he was twenty years older than he told her and dumped him. He was unpleasant for a couple months.

Uhh... I had a flash card on my DS, replayed Earthbound around that time. I don't remember much about my doings around then.

I heard they shaved a gorilla.

Huh. So this is when I have a stroke. Good to know.

2 or 3.

I use to love G2's, but they fell off. I found a sharpie pen a while back and was shocked by how well it wrote, it's now my goto.

NB Aro/ace with a time machine: don't pull your mask down to smile at the clerk lady.

It's an I Heart Radio podcast right? I♡R suuuuuvks.

I love Cool Zone Media's output, but their parent company is exhausting.

It was barely even a joke. It was teachers keeping sand on hand incase the school has to lock down 8hr+ during a shooting, and the kids would have somewhere to go to the bathroom.

Playing a real dangerous game having those finger so close to the eyes and nose.

The women recieved a psychic pulse to leave the train minutes before this image was pulsed.

Tuck and roll, ladies.

I love that this is in Minecraft. Should be in base game.

Sweet sweet Kill Master. Kept my units healed through the bulk of Brütal Legends.

Friendly reminder that the Babylon Bee is the shitty rightwing attempt at the Onion.

Attempting to launder shitty conservative beliefs through humor.