VolcanoWonderpants

woven into the grotesque canvas of late capitalist society, where the threads of broken ethics, unmet greeds and ill-sought pleasures intertwine, the act of urinating in the sink emerges as a shimmering thread of defiance and liberation amidst the drab canvas of sultry conformity. this post is an imploration to cast aside the mundane facade, for behold! within the confines of this commonplace act, yet still on its outer reaches at the kitchen drain, lies a symphony of ethical resonance and poetic dignity.

lo! the sink—a vessel of utility and containment, yet also a sanctuary of rebellion and ecological stewardship. as the liquid streams cascade into its stainless steel or porcelain embrace, they whisper a sonnet of conservation, a hymn to the sanctity of every precious droplet in a world parched and exposed, drained and razed. here, amidst the confines of domesticity, i invite you to become custodians of the earth, embroidering each your golden thread into the communal tapestry of environmental consciousness with each clandestine release.

in the quiet dribble of this intimate rebellion, there exists a neat elegance—a dignity that transcends both the banality of bodily functions and the opulence of human excess, and elevates them to the realm of the sublime. for within the sink-piss lies but a kernel, and yet a testament to the ironic intensity of the human spirit, a reminder to the lost of the beauty of the other.

keep pissing, and may your streams be strong 🙏

CW: Pretty much all the comments are vitriollically anti-LGBT. Proceed with caution.

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STOP PUTTING, a SPACE before your PUNCTUATION. It absolutely INFURIATES me when a person ONLINE places a SPACE before an EXCLAMATION MARK. When I see this I absolutely LOSE it, and my DOG starts FLIPPING like JOHN WILLY. Did you know his name is really Zachary? What a good dog. But that’s beside the POINT. I become so MAD and FRUSTERATED when someone MISPLACES a SPACE before their PUNCTUATION. Don’t even get me STARTED on when PEOPLE start EVERY WORD with a CAPITAL LETTER. It is a WASTE of TIME. It is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE when someone does not TYPE A SENTENCE using PROPER GRAMMAR AND TYPING SKILLS. Whenever I see a person typing in ALL LOWERCASE with NO PERIODS I will TRACK THEM DOWN and make them CORRECT their message. It’s also PAINFUL when people MISUSE emojis. The SKULL EMOJI is what you use when you represent a DEAD PERSON, NOT your horrible sense of HUMOUR. The laughing emoji signifies your ACTUAL LAUGH and should NOT be used SARCASTICALLY. FURTHERMORE, it makes me so SICK and TIRED when someone uses the NERD emoji to POKE FUN at an INANIMATE OBJECT. The nerd is meant to represent a PERSON. Pineapple should NEVER go on pizza regardless of WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHY, HOW, AEIOU AND SOMETIMES WHY, YOU ARE. McDonald’s has EVERY RIGHT to put MORE KETCHUP on my CHICKEN SANDWICH, butt the REFUSE TO DO IT. MY firstborn son is going through his MINECRAFT PHASE, and when he ASKED ME TO BUY MERCHANDISE, he didn’t use PROPER MANNERS. This absolutely INFURIATES ME and the PRICE OF THIS should also be lowered to accommodate to MY NEEDS and MY financial situation.

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