V0ldek

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[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 8 months ago

If Elon had any self-awareness he wouldn't be Elon

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I still cannot believe that they couldn't special-case count 'R' in "strawberry" for their Strawberry model like what the fuck

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Glad someone mentioned Poland and India. Millions killed by USA joining every war to just sell weapons to both sides of conflict

Wait, is a Russian troll trying to paint USA in a bad light by mentioning... Poland? Famously a nation that suffered immensely from the USA and only benefited from its eastern Russian Friends and Liberators.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"So you're, eh, saying I can, emmm, emmm, become god, right, emmm, ehh, if I snort the, ummm, correct drugs?"

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 2 points 9 months ago (9 children)

It’s kind of weird anyway to have a child with someone random, isn’t it?

In my mind "being inseminated by" is like 1% of "having a child with", if that. It's probably the least consequential thing your father may do in your overall upbringing.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (14 children)

The thing with IVF is that it's already incredibly weirdly eugenicist.

Like, read some of the parameters they'd screen you for if you wanted to donate sperm. You get bonus points for having a PhD? I'm sorry? You're looking for a better-educated sperm?

And when you apply for IVF and choose a donor you get their education and job. "I want my cum to be a pilot!" The fuck.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 9 months ago

“President and CEO of the World” who wants your eyeballs for his menacing orbs.

Unsatirisable, supervillain shit. Mr. Incredible should kick his ass.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

founder mode (derogatory)

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 9 months ago

What's next, value of products being directly tied to their quality??

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So why on earth was anyone calling him a good candidate to replace Biden? Sounds like one of the worst people you'd want in charge of anything, much less a country?

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 0 points 10 months ago (4 children)

My trajectory of learning about this Newsom fellow was amazing.

  • First heard of him existing when some Very Serious People were floating him as a replacement for Biden like two months ago
    • Infer from that that he's progressive maybe?
  • Like right after that a big story how he forcefully cleared homeless encampments like a fucking cartoon villain
    • So he's actually a weird little conservative in disguise?
  • Now this fucking nonsense.

How do you keep producing people like this, America?

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait so it's a decentralised network with a rigid authoritative hierarchy?

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