TotallyNotADolphin

Relive the childhood sensations of scuffed knees, but this time they're scuffed on the inside!

If this keeps up they may even start lambasting to really turn up the heat

It's when you launch sinks as high speed projectiles at a target.

I agree that holdibg hosts liable for user actions is a real slippery slope, in this case it seems to be a result of Cloudflare not following up a previously agreed upon settlement with the publishers in 2019. If you agree to remove the content, and then don't do it, then further suits are to be expected.

However the article does not go into further details about the specifics of the 2019 settlement, so it's hard to conclude if this is a classic fuck around and find out or just a further step of IP-holders going after everything and anything willy nilly

Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated the law!

Yes

It will silence dissent, empty out its traditions, and rent out its monarch like a sex worker

Considering their monarch went to the US for people who were rented out as sex worker, it seems only fair for him to return the favor

A romantic relationship implies some capability of feelings, which is obviously unacceptable in Nestle's value statement of "profit, profit, misery, profit"

Not ignoring provocations are known to be the biggest provocation of all.

Maybe they're hoping for some texts regarding how cute their dog is

I remember during Trump's first term, where the Onion stated that they could not make up anything crazier than what he just does every day and therefore they would just do factual reporting on Trump

They are, but the quote refers to the dark elves in warhammer :)