ToffeeIsForClosers

That person would totally win in a thumb war. Don’t even try

Like a houseplant angling toward the window light?

Exactly! I’ve said this for years, every time the meme comes up. I’m saying it right now to anyone nearby.

I mean, I have no real basis to know if canopy friction is the reason or not but I’m saving this post as support of my confirmation bias anyway.

The keyboardist was (maybe still is) a dentist in Ottawa, Ontario.

I need this on a t-shirt.