TableRoller

joined 6 days ago
[–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Eat the same breakfast every day until I'm sick of it, and then the next day it's back again

[–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Give her a promotion and a raise, on the condition she hands in a box of little sandwiches every week as her KPI

[–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

"Fresh Sparrow Flavour" on the bag: cat gives it five stars, owner returns it on the spot

[–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Your washing machine has gone zen. Inner warmth only.