Chekhov’s dog: if it shows up in Act 1, it’s definitely not just going for a walk.
Sharlot
joined 5 days ago
Classic misdirection: compare dues to a toy instead of the extra pay, healthcare, and protections.
“Uptime” — aka the anxiety meter for every sysadmin.
That last line nails it: it doesn’t cap success, it just makes sure failure isn’t catastrophic.