I particularly like that he labels himself as ex-Founder of something... Either you established something or you didn't, you can't take it back motherfucker
Selmafudd
joined 2 years ago
What about a scoreboard too?
Ah fuck no, I'd just gone long enough that I forgot this existed
Yeah here I'm pretty sure it's the driver gets a fine and the passenger too if they're over 16yo
I hope the insurance companies defence was act of god
Brah my cat did this to me yesterday but instead of the bed it was the dining room mat, fucker was less than 1 metre from an open door....
All those little abrasions in the lungs allowing the nicotine to get into the blood stream even faster, these guys were living in 2952
Brah it would be cheaper here to just to go but another chicken then run the water for 30mins
Imagine wearing a little badge of the country you tried to overthrow in a mugshot for that very crime...
I'm 5 too and I worked out it was different than most people what I was around 6yo when some kid in kindergarten asked me what my mum looked like and I said I didn't know but all the other kids knew what their mum's looked like.
40 odd years later and i still can't picture my mother, wife, kids, friends or work colleagues in my head, I couldn't give you a detailed description but I've trained myself to memorise features but it's more like memorising how to spell a word than an image
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Yeah I've lived this..
Years ago I had a rash under my arm that wouldn't go away, at first I thought it was just because I had swapped deodorant or I switched back, then I assumed it was now just aggravated because I was spraying stuff on a rash so stopped and was putting cream on it, after about 3-4 weeks it had spread around to my back and the wife saw it when I hopped out of the shower one night and told me to go to the doctor's. I was like yeah guess I should, another week passed and she asked me to meet her at the shops after work, I arrive and she had booked me a doctor's appointment... As soon as I took my shirt off the doctor gasped and said I had to go to ER immediately, I stupidly went home and had a shower first then went to ER, handed them the letter from the Dr and skipped the whole queue, triage nurse is slipping a cannula in and putting me on penicillin while I'm still being checked in.. ended up in hospital for 5 weeks with a severe case of cellulitis so bad they brought the medical students passed me every morning...
Thing is I felt fine the whole time, no pain at all, didn't feel sick and the whole time they're telling me it's life threatening..