SeaSharpBoating

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Ohio Nation - An ADSB Tale of Christmas (programming.dev)
 

The snow fell down upon the quiet roads. Santa Flew through the sky, dropping gifts through the land.

All of a sudden, the SAM site was enacted. Santa had to coordinate with ATC! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Santa installed the ADS-B transponder. His code was granted, SANTA was set and the plan flies by.

PTZ Cameras got planted all through the land. Santa flew by, knowing the sky was watched as tightly as that fox at Fort Nox.

Santa then knew, by the tip of his tongue, that now was the time for the stealth menu. The active cloaking was now installed, just in time for Christmas of this year.

The gifts got sent and the sled remained sleek, while being harder to see than bobs pet named sneak.

Disclosures: My writing is meh. I wrote what I could. Refine it with KimiK2 a few times and maybe you have a story to tell?

Scientists grow mini human brains to power computers. in c/technology@lemmy.world
[โ€“] SeaSharpBoating@programming.dev 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We use HaaS (Human As A Service) for warehouse solutions. We found it was easier to import HaaS on ships. We found that negative physical rewards are effective solutions.

We rebuilt slavery.

STONKS ONLY GO UP! /s

Scientists grow mini human brains to power computers. in c/technology@lemmy.world
[โ€“] SeaSharpBoating@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Our Startup uses mini human brains inside of biological bipedal systems to provide frontier performance in our custom internal benchmarks. /s

Explain the joke: We rebuilt humanity with a smaller brain.