Notthemama

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I Don’t Care My Kid Has Mismatched Socks and You Shouldn’t Either in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world
[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, this is real life. Lol

Fisher-Price Debuts “Nostalgia Beats” – New Line of Musical Toys Featuring 90’s & 2000’s Hits in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world
[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would love this so much! I can't deal with the amount of cocomelon in my life!

“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world
[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

I feel personally attacked

Local Father Appalled as 10-Year-Old Son Still Clueless About Easter Bunny’s Egg-Laying Abilities in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world
[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

I remember being confused by the Cadbury bunny as a kid. Like why is it clucking?

Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Sign [SATIRE] in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

For sure! That's my son, too! That, or he's dancing around on a base like Michael Jackson.

Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents” in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world
[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

I swear my kid's school is closed half the year for some reason or another!