As Dick Vayes would say; that criminal is probably the Bonehead of the Day.
Melody
It's probably time to leave reddit; even if you do manage to get your accounts back.
As a former mod of /r/Genderqueer I can say they've been terminally enshittifying for a while now; and have gone full AI rampage to eliminate human mods because they get accused of bias constantly. It doesn't help that some mods are legitimately bad too; some of the stories I could tell you from when I was in private mod-only meta-reddit communities would curl your toes. Even I wasn't without my biases; but I had the interest of my community at heart...which, as you know, nonbinary and genderqueer people are very vulnerable to abuse and harrassment.
It's time to step off the reddit mothership, and don't bother looking back unless you must. Tools like redlib can at least help you view reddit posts still, anonymously even if you can't comment.
I've been running my own personal Redlib instance locally using WSL2, Docker and Podman. It's been invaluable in ensuring I can still read things I need to read.
I see your concern; but I can't imagine there's anything to do about it other than to contact the Holy See directly and ask to speak to the Pope directly. (Seriously, good luck is wished at that endeavor for whomever feels they can achieve this.)
We can't stop him from commenting. But we can specifically prepare for it.
Furthermore the article clearly states:
Testing on frozen shrimp from the distributor, Indonesia's BMS Foods, also tested positive, the FDA said.
The shrimp was in fact contaminated. But as a precaution; with anything Radioactive, it is always presumed that anything that is in contact with a contaminated object, is also in and of itself inherently contaminated.
I recommend you watch some Kyle Hill on Youtube;^1^ he explains clearly how these things work. Radioactive contamination is no joke. It is handled with this level of caution for a reason. It kills people quickly if left unaddressed.
^1^ - I wish I could explain which "Half-Life Histories" episodes are most relevant; but I cannot. They all are; they all describe nuclear disasters and they all contain good explanations about what happened and how they're contaminating things and such. It is much to watch, but very informative.
I do not expect the news or the government to tell the truth about the findings in general.
Nuclear stuff is still, to this date in the USA, treated as "Sensitive Information" which may be "Classified" under a number of laws which require gagging/nondisclosure/censorship under the guise of "protecting our National Security."
My partner is a former employee in that sector. The amount of information that could be ordered to be protected in this way is likely more than you'd expect.
To be honest; I would imagine that the Cs-137 is a product of illegal fishing. Fishermen are told not to fish in contaminated areas; but may do so anyways out of desperation for a catch they can sell.
I remember nuclear disasters near SE Asia and Japan over the last decade. It is also true that Shrimp are also, not so unimportantly, Bottom-Feeders. As Bottom of the Ocean feeders. They literally hoover up the soil at the bottom of the ocean and eat the microbiological life living there. With recent nuclear disasters; I think it's possible some orphan Cesium got down there.
Naturally this is just my theory; based on my limited college educated knowledge of biology and the food web.
Time to get some dumb Democrats voted out of office!~
No. Not without paying a hefty license upgrade fee (Retail copy) or doing something incredibly shady. (Piracy tools which I won't specifically name but I'm sure you can find and likely know the dangers of obtaining for some users.)
Unfortunately no. Home edition will actively ignore Group Policies and Registry keys relating to privacy.
You would be better off using a 10 Pro license or pirating 10 Pro and keeping it from phoning home.
You seem a sound and competent writer as well; have you considered writing your own content as well? Or are there challenges to that I'm not understanding?
It is likely they have the ability to sign the public key of your console with a "Suicide Key" which would signal your console to commit suicide by burning some internal e-fuse.
It is also equally likely this is an over-broad version of "Legal Rear Armor" that means nothing explicitly about what they can do. This is because modifying your system has long carried risk of bricking and their security systems to prevent modifications have only increased in strength.
It's likely the new security system in the Switch 2 is so naively hair-trigger sensitive that it absolutely will brick you or disable some functionality permanently if it thinks you even so much as modified a backup copy of a save file or encrypted binary stored on your SD card itself. It's very likely that any kind of attempt to write invalid foreign files onto an SD may result in issues. I'd expect Switch 2 systems to spontaneously self destruct if exposed to bad quality or fake SD cards with insufficient capacity; or an SD card that is failing if what I am guessing is true.
Is this confirmed? No; it's just idle wild speculation. But it is what I expect from Nintendo; given that their creatives have all been driven away from the executive positions of power and only money driven executives are left at the helm.
Given that the Switch has already been thoroughly cracked; it's likely now more than a want or need, Nintendo now has a mania or obsession with making their consoles un-exploitable. Likely, this is because they're too naive to avoid promising their consoles are 'unbreakable' to their third parties and publishers.
Unfortunately Nintendo is full of foolish pride and stubbornness. Tinkerers and video game preservers the world over will need to once again break the Switch 2 security to pieces to prove to Nintendo that this endeavor is futile.
In the meantime; don't tinker with a Switch or Switch 2 you can't afford to lose. Hell, don't even buy one if you're sensitive to it being un-tinkerable. Don't gift them to any children in your life either. Instead; gift them something more useful; like teaching them how to emulate one of the older Nintendo Systems and gift them a Library of ROMs so they don't have to torrent it themselves and 'give the family computer a virus' or 'cause a scary letter to be sent to their parents' with their inexperience. If you can't bear piracy; then go pick up one of the old legitimate retro systems. Buy it somewhere used and pick up whatever used games you can for them at any occasion.
I don't think any alternatives exist that are easily viable.
Most require you to buy specific phones and flash the OS or buy them from a specific supplier who pre-images them.
Carrier compatibility is also a major issue if you're in any country with a cellular network requiring that you use VoLTE services in general...these third party OSes can't always get at the vendor binary blobs or simply won't include them because legal and privacy preserving reasons.
You may have some luck with GrapheneOS or maybe LineageOS but those are the only mainstream "alternates" to Android that exist; which actually have a decent chance of working well and can usually be installed to a fair number of different devices; as long as you can unlock their bootloaders and root them day one.