I wanted to be a tram driver, became a programmer instead.
Marmaduke
Real and straight
It's important to note that apparently there's no automatic migration path and this will be only used for new profiles, so you have to migrate manually.
@grok is this real
Anything made by Captain Disillusion
The simplified way of how Secure Boot works is you have a bunch of public keys stored in the UEFI, and you can sign .efi executables with the private key. If the signature of an executable is invalid or the file has been tampered with, UEFI refuses to run it.
Now, every computer sold nowadays comes with Microsoft's keys pre-installed, one for Windows and one for stuff that Microsoft deems worthy of signing.
One of those things is shim, it's signed with one of Microsoft keys and it looks for the MOK database to see what it can boot or not.
But you don't have to use Microsoft keys, you can make your own, put it in your UEFI and sign your stuff. That's why UKI is useful, it's a single EFI file you can sign. You can even sign your bootloader, like systemd-boot. The Secure Boot Arch Linux Wiki link contains information of how to do it easily with sbctl.
TPM is completely independent of Secure Boot, it can be used with or without it.
The way I do it is I use a UKI. It's an approach similar to efistub, you pack the kernel and initramfs into a single EFI file, then sign it with custom Secure Boot keys generated with sbctl.
The tech for the blobs of the "slimes" got reused for the Portal 2 gels, actually.
Why do I know what the title is referring to
Everyone in MGS apparently speaks like that because that's how you speak in Japanese, when you acknowledge something you just repeat it as a question instead of saying something like "oh cool", normally it's localized away.