girl: thank you, you saved my life
anon: ... i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you
girl: ...
anon: probably shouldn't have said that
Just joking, pals. Girls aren't real, it's governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don't go out, don't make a mistake
If someone dumps me on a first date over my phone then so be it. It actually looks like dodging a bullet.