Klear

Perchance.

Mmmmm! It tastes just like raisins!

He is, but him keeping the complaints about his copper earned him immortality.

Can I give it a lick?

They need a constant supply of stinky cheese to maintain it.

I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

You are who you are
noone else can be you
You do what you do
noone else does you as well as you

Thanks! I really need to update it to be compatible with the colour match mode, but I never seem to find the time.

I like the optimism of "when" rather than "if".

You removed the ebaumsworld.com tag! Now he's gonna sue your ass...

Gonna need someone else to post this to twitter and then take a picture with their phone because my phone camera is broken.

I'm not a biologist myself, so this explanation might be full of errors, but the gist of it is:

A dog got cancer. Cancer tissue is a part of your body with the same genetic information, just growing uncontrollably, right? Well, one of the cancer cells got separated and somehow learnt to survive on its own, reproducing asexually and started a lineage of a new single-cell organism that still exists to this day.

This single-cell organism has the same DNA as the dog. Genetically speaking it is a dog.