Ininewcrow

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 27 points 3 days ago

Then after five minutes of furious typing you say ....

I'M IN

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Buckle up? We've been tossed around in the cargo box without any restraint on the back of this half ton truck for the past hundred years.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 5 points 3 days ago

If you have oil, we'll use fascism to install authoritarianism to replace your socialism. Then use your oil to pay for it all and take the rest as profit.

Your people have no say or benefit from sitting on our oil.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Another added touch would be to park a big ugly motor home in the driveway

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a math rhythm my older brother taught me when we were teens

You subtract the clothes
You add the bed
You divide the legs
And then you multiply

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Why? .... the US is basically exempt from anything and everything at this point

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A good alternative would be ...

penis.mightier

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 12 points 4 days ago

They've essentially become two sides of the same coin. The whole political landscape has had the Overton Window shifted to the right.

What the conservatives suggested 20 years ago was unthinkable today ... but since the conversation has shifted to the right, it has become normalized today.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 35 points 4 days ago

"Like a blind man at an orgy ... I was going to have to feel my way through" - Frank Drebin

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

... he whispered to himself, standing on the New England coast, his long hair blowing in the wind, shirtless in his strong muscular frame as he watched the ocean recede and drive her watery passions out to the European shore.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 32 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The massive outflow of fluidic carnal energy temporarily disturbed the ocean swells and sent a tsunami of sweet scented passion that hit the Portuguese coast later that morning.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You got that right ... now where's the mustard?

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