Gingernate

How do you not have a choice?

What Happened to your 'i' key?

What does that mean? I just got msn

I've worked on ranches and farms, and I do understand the arguments against meat farming etc. but a rancher helping cows give birth is not the issue

To be fair, birth is pretty traumatizing, but this guy didn't cause it!

The neighborhood stray has one called "Catscan"

I won't try but I'll always use the command line.

It's faster for me! Ctrl+alt+T brings up terminal, sudo reboot. Enter.

AWHOOOOO CRANK YOUR HOG BROTHER

Closing your eyes, walking out of the room, changing the channel during the commercial break, all piracy. Hahahahahhahaha. Fuck these corporations

I'm sending you to my mom's house. You'll have a full time job!

And the kids?

Hahahahahaha