My guess is Hegseth is going to wake up tomorrow and the first thought in his head will be, "Oh vodka. What did you make me do this time?"
I know! Is the only way to get decent peanut butter in some countries. Guess I'm going to have to learn how to make peanut butter.
Someone spell this out for me. What's the connection between Spice Girls and Ibuprofen?
Shouldn't it be Lisa (Simpson) standing in front of a presentation screen? Or am I missing a meme?
Apparently, he was in Japan last week to talk with the Sanseito Party, otherwise known as Japan First.
They are coming for your guns now, MAGAts. Mark my words.
Huh. Maybe they both were into amputees.
Trump: The buck stops somewhere. Maybe over there. I don't know anything about that. My lawyers might know. Ask them.
I never trusted suntan lotion. Admittedly, I suspected the chemicals themselves of causing cancer. But the Japanese use umbrellas to block the sun, and I've started doing that too. It might seem not so manly to some, but those people can all die in a fiery sun for all I care.
Compartmentalization is a helluva drug.
In Texas he'll probably get a quick draw award. Do you know how fast those kids run? Dude must have been chomping at the bit for years to end one of those quick, little fuckers.
Apparently, Israel hacked phones in Gaza to blast out Netanyahu's speech as he was giving it. If that had happened in the Superman movie, the audience would have said that's a bit too comic book villainous.