This was a really cool read. It's just missing one detail: is the protocol named after the delicious hazelnut spread... and if so, why?
ElectricMachman
A miserable little pile of in-jokes
Including Google's.
I remember having a pirate copy of A Bug's Life on VHS, which started with a menu. I wasn't old enough at the time to realise it was taped from a DVD
FOMO, mainly.
Reminds me of Bella Goth
Counterpoint: babies will chomp anything within an inch of their faces. Given enough time the idiot might just get gummed to death
These sound very similar to the problems I have with ACNH
There might be a new expansion coming. (I say "might" because I don't think there's any info on it, other than a vague teaser site: https://dredmor.com/ )
My understanding is they're supposed to be green, although ten minutes of web searches didn't turn up any specific reason for this. If it is, it's part of either BS 8599 or the HSE standard, and it's far too early in the day to be reading through standards documents just to prove a point!
(Edit: I realise this is from a UK standpoint... may have misread "NUS" in the OP as "NHS")

Some of my favourites I haven't seen mentioned: