Deadlytosty

Nice, gratz on the luck ;) what is your next goal?

As a non-native speaker, is there an actual message here, or is the joke that it is uncohesive rambling?

I like them plain, some peanut oil and salt afterwards. My wife likes it a lot fancier, with caramel, which is a bitch to clean up afterwards.

Any tips to get the salt to stick properly? I normally end with a salty 2nd half and a boring first.