Yeah, I shave my head fairly routinely (damn genetics) and a bar of soap is generally fine for head, face, and body. Though if I'm growing my beard out past the "scruff" level my wife generally likes, I'll apply some beard oil there.
I have definitely used some "girly" body wash in a pinch though.
As the bearer of an intact penis, unless they know what they're doing with a foreskin, lube helps tremendously.
My wife still doesn't seem to have the knack for it, but there is a whole lot behind that statement I don't want to get into, but lube helps with handjobs if you're not utilizing the foreskin correctly, she tends to prefer flavored lube (or coconut oil, thats a whole other matter) for oral, and I'm a bigger gentleman, so I've always required lube, outside of any other issues either of us could have for penetration. Thats from the virgin in my high school years, to a serious girlfriend who was always down for a roll in the hay, to a preacher's daughter who certainly went wild, lol, etc. A few brave ladies have tried the back door, even one who normally enjoyed it, and just... no go. I never thought it was that big...
But yes, from what I've heard the taste on the condoms is less than stellar, and breakage is an issue. Long story short, thats how my nephew was conceived or so I'm told. If you're relying on any sort of condoms from Spencer's I got bad news for ya...
Plus, lubes can be fun outside of flavors. There are lubes out there for different sensations, like warming, or cooling, there are some that are supposed to help prevent early ejaculation, there are some that are supposed to enhance the ladies enjoyment, a ton of options to play with depending on what your (or your partner's) needs are.
Had a boss mad at me once, shout/ask if I was autistic in front of the whole department.
Told him, "I was never tested, but being on the spectrum wouldn't surprise me - now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go have a chat with "
It was a children's hospital too, our area had artwork painted by autistic patients for autism awareness.
It became very clear, very quickly with why he has never been allowed to see his grandchildren. His poor kids had to put up with his shit for 18 years, I used that as a reason to go back to a previous job where I was much happier as soon as I heard a spot was open.
Don't forget the little things, like relationships.
My wife (after nearly 10 years) is beginning to work with me on things.
I've told her countless times that if she just gives me a verbal list of tasks, I'll handle one, maybe two if they're small, and the rest is gone.
Text me. Email me. Write it down. Let me reference it later. I'm not trying to get out of I honestly got distracted and forgot. Why was I distracted? Well, there are 11 animals in this house, not to mention phones and computers and TVs and yeah.... Plus, any time I try to accomplish anything, she tries to add more to the list (verbally) and it fucks me all up.
A list. Simple, succinct. If I run out of shit to do, I'll let ya know.
Its hard some days.
I've literally gone out to a corner store to pick up wine for later, and had her text me adding crap, and I never wound up getting the wine. Totally forgot.
That was why I left the house in the first place. It was the only place I had planned to go!
Gotta tell ya, having balls and rocking a kilt is a nice experience.
That occasional change in airflow bringing cool (or warm, depending on the season) air to your nethers is a rare treat in public.
I lived on the street next to a high school.
The primary entrance to both the high school and the rest of the neighborhood was appropriately named Funnel.
Getting out of the neighborhood was sometimes the longest part of my journey, and that was driving from the suburbs into downtown on a notoriously traffic ridden (and always under construction) freeway - they liked to close exits with little to no notice sometimes requiring massive rerouting. Was late a couple times because of that, but the traffic right at the start of the commute was the worst.
A combination of high schoolers who can't drive, and half asleep parents who need more caffeine or less kids - probably both - as well as pedestrians and kids on bikes. I don't know about your area, but cyclists in that area did not abide by traffic laws and no one stopped them, so they kept doing it. More than a few people died at that crossing in the ~5 years I lived there.
Thankfully, I usually only saw it bad on my way home in the morning (medical IT, I worked nights).
Covering some other shifts though? Whew, I had to leave at least 30 minutes earlier than I would for a night shift.
I wouldn't say ALL cats check the physics before leaping.
I mean, they're impressive as a group... but individual outliers exist. My wife and I have 4 of them, lol.
I mean, the US put out the game America's Army as a recruitment tool.
Passably decent multiplayer shooter for its time. Good enough to kill some time with.
Don't forget most likely selling government and military secrets to countries that have a very violent history with us, and recently.
Play: Hockey, at least in theory. I'm a lot older and more beat up than I was back then, lol.
Watch: I guess hockey? I dunno, I enjoy going to games. I more watch because its on somewhere, or other people wanted to watch, or whatever. I don't really watch sports on my own.
I dunno, the hand... something tells me this image is mirrored, or he could be lefty...
My guess is he punched a hole in the drywall and his mom pushed him down the stoop to kick him out, hence the other light abrasions on knee and wrist.
I mean, really the modern equivalent is throwing your phone at a hard surface.
It certainly makes a statement. Fuck all of this to the point I'm going to sever contact with the world and throw away a ton of money.