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Depending on your attitude about cheesing: his first phase is just wail on him with lightning and second phase is incredibly easy to kite with a bow.

-Drill/driver with a decent set of drill bits -set of screwdrivers -pipe wrench -adjustable wrenches -hammer and rubber mallet -at least a couple flashlights -plunger and drain snake -extension cord -tape measure -pliers -ladder and step stool -multimeter -good scissors/shears -snow shovel, snowblower, and ice melt -extra lightbulbs and batteries

Go to whatever the Canadian version of harbor freight is and they probably have a home owners tool kit that'll have most of the hand tools you need. You can cheap out on most stuff to start out and if you use it enough to break it or wear it out buy a better one.

Also not specifically stuff to buy but knowing where the electrical and water shut offs are and having a well labeled breaker box.

How would we even be able to tell?

I'd say giant catapult into ocean but there's already too much garbage in the ocean.

Any machine is a killing machine if you use it improperly enough.

Their cars are trash anyways so you're better off.

Love that it looks like Vance has a clown nose on.

He would be ejected mid air, preferably over the ocean.

What's the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They're too big to fit in the British museum.

He lacks the depth or warmth to be called a cunt.

Too bad the rest of us get screwed along with them.