Atkat

There's only ONE?! Wow I'm apparently doing way better in life than I thought.

My cat Lucy likes to catch mice outside, bring them inside to show me so she can show off her skills, and then accidentally let them go so it falls on me to handle them.

And I mean...it sucks when we're talking actual mice but like...the other thing... I really wouldn't complain at this point if they were to...fall on me to handle 😂

'Cause tbh, I haven't seen one of those hanging out in my bedroom for way too long. And if the cat could just catch them and bring them to me? I could delete all the apps. Dream come true.

I was going to say 'lesbians' but...this ad is also for a hot dog by the same name, so lesbians might actually love a big boner too, they just won't know unless they try one, right? Be sure to tell all your lesbian friends that. They might "relish" a big boner in their mouth, afterall.

Oh but hey, I know who would not love a big boner for sure, no matter how you slice it (though I hope you don't slice your big boners at all fellas; yikes!). Vegan lesbians! Veganism + Lesbianism = double boner killer. BOOM, solved it.

So offensive, their clocks hanging out for all to see.

Someone explained in a reel that I saw once that the reason we feel like this is because we struggle with transitions.

It made a lot of sense; like as to why I take so long to leave my bed for the first time after I wake up, or why I can never motivate myself to go walk outside, but when I'm already outside walking because I was forced to be, I'll walk 20 blocks to the grocery store to avoid having to sit down and be still for 10 minutes waiting for the bus.

PS: I've only been using Lemmy for something like 10 minutes total so far, only heard of it 15 minutes ago, and this is my first ever comment here, so if I'm making any dumb mistakes with formatting, or if say my comment ends up in the wrong place or something, it's because I haven't learned the platform's ins and outs yet. Plz no judge. Reddit was really judgmental today and that's why I came here.