Assassassin

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago

Easy on the "United".

I used to apply it to everything, then I found out about safety's razor

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago

Well that could be a good thing potentially. Marketers love using AI to compose emails, and all my Gmail account gets are marketing emails. Can't wait for the snake to start eating its own tail.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Hahahahahahahaha okay RFK

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For a group that constantly says they are being persecuted, you'd think they wouldn't have to fabricate being persecuted.

OP never even implied that it did. It seems like you're just searching for a reason to be a dick. Chill.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Yes. I've also heard of Hanlons razor. Just because a philosophical concept exists doesn't mean it's universally applicable.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 222 points 3 days ago (39 children)

TW: suicide???

An autopsy report seen by Newsweek showed Ge was found tied with a bedsheet, with linens around his wrists and ankles in what the report described as a "hog-tied" position. The medical examiner noted that there had been other reported incidents of people who had hung themselves having done something similar, and that there were no obvious defense wounds.

Am I missing something here? How does someone hogtie themselves and then hang themselves? How is this being considered a suicide? Am I on crazy pills?

All day every day, baybeeee

Calm down sun tzu. I think the military can drop a few percentage points in funding to feed people. No idea why you're bringing in the UN like it's some kind of gotcha.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So who forgot your birthday as a kid?

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