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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

The only thing smart I want is a faucet that activates with button OR the knee / foot sensor, and gives water always with a precise programmed temperature and flow.

That and a temperature and timer controlled frying pan.

Well an incinerating toilet that just dries burns my shit using a 340W solar panel would be cool too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Well an incinerating toilet that just dries burns my shit using a 340W solar panel would be cool too.

Gonna smell real bad

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Someone actually invented Tony the Toilet Buddy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

rofl. this is great.

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