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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Damn I wasn't aware that eating kiwis (the fruit) wasn't vegetarian. I wish they thought us this in school...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This amused me more dopamine please

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the kiwifruit is still sour when you eat it it's because it wasn't ripe yet(unless you prefer it sour idk you do you ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ )

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like em a little sour. I also eat the fur skin which grosses out my wife.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That is gross 😅

If you eat a coconut, do you also eat the shell?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's different tho. Kiwi skin is only gross because it's hairy. If it werent I would eat kiwis like apples.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I suppose you could shave them. But really you don't even notice the hairiness. Try it! Tons of fiber and vitamins, it's good for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

When you eat cereal, do you also eat the box? Extra fiber! 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dont reall eat kiwis often enough to bother.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They're delicious, good for you, and two large ones are only about 100 calories. I didn't eat them for years but now I get them every week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It is the only way to eat them though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I can hear the transition

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

As a New Zealander, I endorse this message

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I didn't know poke-balls came in fuzzy brown