this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Take my first upvote on here as well as my first comment and edit I guess

[–] Apollo_Refugee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

beans stomach gurgles

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

[–] Ginjutsu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

[–] AzuleBlade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans beans, the magical fruit

[–] something_complex@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

[–] Sigmatics@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

[–] Tom2day@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean there, done that!

[–] TrickyCamel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Okay Mr Bean

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I came for the beans...

[–] Lombax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.

[–] kfj55@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

[–] Ookami38@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

[–] skam28@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I;m thinking about thos Beans

[–] Dangy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I live for beans

[–] Endorphine_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

There you go, take that upvote

[–] ShrimpGlizzy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.

[–] LilBagOfBunnies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

[–] GustavoM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Image Transcription:


[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]


^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

[–] virtualpixl@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago
[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

[–] TANSTAAFL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.

[–] Throwaway4669332255@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Great, now I want beans

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Holy shit beans

[–] faltuuser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's bean nice being in this community.

[–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

[–] Shortbus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

All hail the can of beans!

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Lol as if this post is top of all time

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Big if true

[–] Bagofbuttholes@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

[–] Haft01@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

More beans, sir.

[–] beaiouns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ClonedPuffin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

[–] Fez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

[–] LokyinN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

proceed to turn the bean into bean toast

[–] Creyapnilla@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] chardiemacdennis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beany was the name that they gave me

[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] CaJoasca_Baloon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

😮 BEANS 😮

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