Take my first upvote on here as well as my first comment and edit I guess
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Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!
beans stomach gurgles
5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn
beans
Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!
Beans beans, the magical fruit
I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv
Ah yes, the magical fruit…
"Don't upvote this!"
25.6k upvotes
Any reddit platform ever
Bean there, done that!
Okay Mr Bean
I came for the beans...
In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.
I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.
Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??
I;m thinking about thos Beans
I live for beans
There you go, take that upvote
These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.
I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.
Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.
Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS
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b e a n s
I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.
yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.
Great, now I want beans
Holy shit beans
It's bean nice being in this community.
Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything
All hail the can of beans!
Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.
Lol as if this post is top of all time
Big if true
Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.
Beans.
More beans, sir.
It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!
Not just beans... Heinz beans!
390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎
proceed to turn the bean into bean toast
いいね
Beany was the name that they gave me
Rather just have one big bean
😮 BEANS 😮