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Sure, ADT won't get gas when you feed it hotdogs, but the motion sensors & alarm also won't make a burglar regret every decision that they ever made. Good dog, Rosie.

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[–] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks like maybe cut an artery on the window to me. Scary stuff all around.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Big chunk of glass in the upper left corner of the open frame. Sliced the shit out of themselves. Odds are dog pic and bloody window frame are not related images.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of that scene in The Good Guys where Ryan Gosling's character tries to punch through a window and cuts his arm up and slowly realizes he's fucked lol

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was assuming that was all Rosie, but you might be right...

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh dogs. Yeah, I like dags.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatcha tink we arrrrre ?... Teeaves.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Dayawannabvayacaravan?

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn that's a lot of blood. Good girl.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think Rosie released the blood herself, the idiot did it to himself on the glass he broke.

Still, good job Rosie, for scaring the blood out of the asswipe.

Also, that's artery-volume blood.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve seen some videos of people punching through windows and instantly cutting an artery, wouldn’t be surprised if something similar happened here.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

i did that, but only cut the skin off. could see my ligaments moving when I was moving fingers. It healed now, like nothing happened, except a large scar across my wrist

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

LOL - for those who don't know, "dags" is an Australian term for little balls of shit that cling to a sheep's fur. An Aussie friend of mine who moved to Seattle found out we had a Dag's Restaurant with Dag Burgers, and thought it was hysterical. She sent home photos of herself next to the "Take home a bag of Dags!" sign. Sadly, Dag's is no longer in business.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The title refers to a line from the the movie ‘Snatch’ in which Brad Pitt has a heavy accent and is asking another character if he likes dogs.

https://youtu.be/dQSnua3M2lo

Now that's funny.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Holy fuck Rosie don't play.

[–] Vopyr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I have one, small, and very angry dog. Rosie is not joking, good dog.

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago