This also works for male friends too. Make it a brag.
Tell folks that your homie right here got the best pump game and easily the tastiest penis.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
2 points (100.0% liked)
tumblr
5517 readers
126 users here now
Welcome to /c/tumblr, a place for all your tumblr screenshots and news.
Our Rules:
-
Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.
-
No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.
-
Must be tumblr related. This one is kind of a given.
-
Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.
-
No unnecessary negativity. Just because you don't like a thing doesn't mean that you need to spend the entire comment section complaining about said thing. Just downvote and move on.
Sister Communities:
-
/c/TenForward@lemmy.world - Star Trek chat, memes and shitposts
-
/c/Memes@lemmy.world - General memes
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Personally I would go for something subtler, like: "Lets just say theres a reason hes bragging about it and im not."
What do I do when I reject a girl so she tells everyone I tried to molest her?
No, because that acknowledges you thought he was good enough for you. Also, you're lying, and no better than he is.
Risky, but satisfying