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Chinese Restaurant Chain Apologizes and Offers Thousands of Refunds After 2 Diners Urinated in Soup: Reports (people.com)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wu and Tang, eh? I don't know enough to know how plausible it is that those are their real names, but if so, then it's an interesting co-incidence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Legend has it they ain't nothin' to fuck with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, that's a headline I didn't expect to read.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Umm this soup is delicious, what is your secret ingredient?...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Suddenly a little kinky now 🙂