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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Stupid sexy planters" was right there!

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Less alliteration tho

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oof you're right!

[–] Fox@pawb.social 59 points 2 years ago

Never wanted to smack a planter until today

[–] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

damn those pants are caked up

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Packing the whole bakery

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Alright, I've seen enough, I am ready to go vegan

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like a string of dudes at a urinal trough.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dirty butts. Soiled pants.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 16 points 2 years ago

omfg i’m doing this

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Waiting for that one mfer who tells us that this is actually the optimal conditions for the roots or something.

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It would dry out pretty fast and need frequent watering, but the air permeability of the denim would keep the roots from binding, so it actually would probably result in a deeper root structure and better yields.

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I don't think fabric makes for a good outdoor planter. I can imaging it's rotting fast and all sorts of pests and unwanted will love this setup.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who's to say anyways. Might as well try it. You know, for science

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

call me when there are mantis men. i'll bring my rifle and grenades

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dunno maybe being able to water the legs and not the whole thing is good for some reason

[–] BlackDragon@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Nah that doesn't really have anything to do with anything, when you water you just saturate all the soil at once anyway. Think about how plants get watered in nature: not that often but thoroughly

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

OwO that's such a big beetroot you have there

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Soiled their pants literally 🤓

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago
[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's neat, someone in my city freezes jeans for a similar effect.

[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Oddly disturbing

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

this is disturbing

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ever felt like you really wished you had a carrot with you?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I guess that answers the question from that meme?

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

if you had to choseone….

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I would plant carrots towards the bottom so I could pull it out of their asses later.