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[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 76 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 11 months ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is the way

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] eqslcv@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Skill issue.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 11 months ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago
[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago
[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.