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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.