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2 weeks after the US invaded Canada (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works to c/ehbuddyhoser@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The last time the US invaded Canada the US Capitol was burned down.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a threat, or a promise?

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

It's a dream.

[–] gildadriel@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

we should burn the us capitol down again, no need to wait that old crazy orange shit to take any further step towards Canada

actually, the us people should. I don't feel they are doing enough

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

You don't even have to go find him, the swastitruck will burn itself up and take him out soon enough.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't airmen target Cybertrucks with bombs or cannons simply because they'd enjoy blowing up a Cybertruck? Seems like a very bad cave entrance cover.

[–] trslim@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure like a fourth of americans would join the war on the side of canada

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you really expect a bunch privilege-ass, chronically-online, under-educated people to go to war against their own country? Pretty sure they wouldn't do shit other then post on bluesky or something. Fascists are taking their country right now and none of them is doing shit. During war time, patriotism is always on the rise anyway, they will make excuses in their mind to justify the idea that "its better that way anyway". Canada will become what Ukraine is to Russia, I now have no doubt it will happen. I'm ready to fight but I don't expect much from Canadians for whom cutting off amazon is already a big deal.