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NO | SMOKING
SAFETY | FIRST

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

Whoever made this sign knew what they were doing 100% lol

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this must have been a [email protected] situation...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'll give ya both the upvote

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have the hot horse cock with extra tail sauce, please.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Certainly Sir. Please drop your pants and bend over the table, you will be served shortly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I’ll give ir a Chance (flared)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The words "tail sauce" really conjures a mental picture.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ask not what our sauce, radish or tail sauce can do for you, but what you can do for the hot horse cock.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think it reads more like "Ask our sauce, radish, or tail sauce 4 hot horse cock."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I get a phone number? I suddenly am craving Hot... Horse... Co... ck!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ask 4 it by name!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The sign speaks truth, horse cock is hot. Everyone already knows this, but it bears repeating.