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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] kamills@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

On the dark side of the moon, nobody ever looks there

[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

where the sun don't shine

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Daylight is stored in the sun balls

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And while we’re at it, why is Greenwich so mean all of the time?

[–] BevelGear@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The official daylight savers safely store the hour in a comfy box. I can't imagine the physics that goes into that, but basicly, time just gets tired and needs to rest while a fresh hour takes its place. That is all.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

We don't, it's used to make adrenochrome, duh

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And, while you're looking for it, could you also tell me Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that was me, I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the dip in the dip da dip da dip.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You made my baby fall in love with me!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ohh no that was all you buddy!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

It goes straight into Musk's pocket.