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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] kamills@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

On the dark side of the moon, nobody ever looks there

[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

where the sun don't shine

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Daylight is stored in the sun balls

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

And while we’re at it, why is Greenwich so mean all of the time?

[–] BevelGear@beehaw.org 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The official daylight savers safely store the hour in a comfy box. I can't imagine the physics that goes into that, but basicly, time just gets tired and needs to rest while a fresh hour takes its place. That is all.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

We don't, it's used to make adrenochrome, duh

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And, while you're looking for it, could you also tell me Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that was me, I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the dip in the dip da dip da dip.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You made my baby fall in love with me!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ohh no that was all you buddy!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 9 months ago

It goes straight into Musk's pocket.