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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, she helped him reach his potential, she put the work in. As long she stayed loyal, I'd say she's the best kind of gold digger.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That there is a gold investor

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Gold gardener, buried it and watered it until it turned into a gold tree.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Man, power move pulling out the Diary. YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME, NOW GO CUT THE GRASS

[–] southbayrideshare@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Some women look at a man and think:

...I can fix that...

Though they're more likely to think:

Oh please... I'm not a miracle worker

[–] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

fake: anon has a wife gay: anon programs in javascript

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

News just in: Anon wrote the Electron app you despise.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

>be me
>be reading greentext
>have secondhand existential crisis
>feelsbadman.heif

[–] RachenDrachen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

posting greentext on lemmy with reddit spacing

Gold.