MITM - Mouse in the Middle
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a clever one - no one will suspect there’s a whole Raspberry Pi inside that mouse, the network admins won’t remove it because it’s too gross, and the cleaners aren’t allowed within 10ft of any network cabinets so the attacker gains +5 persistence by default.
A high fibre diet
Packet Sniffer/Nibbler
no fear, it’s just an optical mouse
Coordinated High-speed Optical Media Protocol Subterfuge.
C.H.O.M.P.S.
A RAT...installed on the network level
No attack, just the new intern
Network rat.
FTTM or Fibre To The Mouse
I'm gonna cut the fun. DoS.
mouse jiggler
A BiteForce attack, of course.
RAT trap.
Idea: train 100000 mice to eat Ethernet cables, step 2 release
they don't need training, just gotta find the cable chompers among them and there you go
source: my rats once ate my fiber cable >:| and i know rodents in general enjoy the rubbery feel cables give them
Nature's little backhoes.
Rodents teets are constantly growing. For shortening teets they need to chew on something. Probably cables are very good for chewing.
Mouse in the middle
His doctor said he needed more fiber in his diet.
A wired mouse obviously.
Rat CAT corruption or rcc
Why it's a RAT of course
I hope that poor thing is wearing eye protection
Friend.