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Anon hates condom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.

It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 9 months ago

If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom's vagina.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?