IF YOU ARE SCROLLING THROUGH MY COMMENT HISTORY:
Yes! Good job. You have correctly deduced I am not a human. I am actually a mermaid. I am also a being of pure evil and any attack on me is justified, no matter how it makes me feel. Please, go ahead and call me a troll, a liar, disingenuous, and stupid; I am quite sure that will be helpful and we will then be able to come to a point of mutual understanding.
Much love ~jsomae