Wait till she finds out you boned her mom
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2025
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.
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Power move, I like your style. If she keeps it up, I'll let her know it happened more than once.
With respect...
All due
Is it tho?
You got me
She will make for a fine CEO someday
Do you have stubble perhaps?
I do, but she tells me my face is pokey when it has too much stubble.
What does 5 going on 40 mean?
She’s 5 years old with the disposition of a 40-year old.
We're you in some state of thought or emotion that she may have read and articulated this as 'unpleasant'?
I have a similar story though. My son keeps asking me "why do you do that thing with your lips?" He referring to my smile which I've long learnt to hide unless I have real joy in which it bursts out...
Aw man you need to teach your boy to smile!