This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
‘Even gods can be flawed’ is among the least racist statements I’ve ever heard. The litmus test of mad libbing, gods->[race] doesn’t seem racist either. As an aside, it’s funny to note that the chillest person in the entirety of their universe, short of dog pope, is an ideological anarchist.
As an aside, it’s funny to note that the chillest person in the entirety of their universe, short of dog pope, is an ideological anarchist.
The chillest dude just wants to boil and eat crab.
Didn't he rob a woman?
Him and Patches both kinda dismiss the theft as protecting Rya from her own ignorance. And she is literally also trying to recruit people to prove they are strong so they can be fed to a giant snake, so... 🤷🏻♂️
I never got the impression that big boggy was being altruistic, just opportunistic.
Well what would YOU do if some religious weirdo walked up to you in your backyard while you BBQ'd and tried to recruit you to their snake cult and also refused to try your cooking?
What the hell is wrong with you. You trying to start something? Piss off. Before I crack you in 'alf.
And if you don't choose the right dialogue options he tries to fight to the death instead lol
Literally nothing to do with race... The gods are not perfect; they are no better than ordinary humans. That was the flaw he saw. Not sure what his fix is meant to be, though. Removing the Gods' emotions?
To not worship them maybe?
Gods aren't a race, Anon.
Bro's whole world was shattered when he discovered Marika is trans
Wouldn't they be genderfluid, not trans?
You're right, my bad
Reincarnates into black wukong
"Dies".