Diet consisting of a little bit of bread, and a little bit of fish ๐
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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Two things about that diet: firstly, those foods have been known to multiply so try to keep portion sizes small and don't let Jesus multiply it after it's in your stomach. And secondly, fish is critical to this diet, ya can't live on bread alone.
So carbs and lean protein?
Don't forget the wine!
Lots of crackers.
The romans really did give him a lift on that whole routine.